Thursday, November 12, 2009

Women Love Men Who Wear Sexy Underwear!

Women love men who wear men's sexy underwear as women appreciate the way it makes a man look. Sexy underwear for men is a subject many women discuss with their girlfriends and the men in their lives and they indicate they wish men would wear the sexy underwear more often.

Few will disagree that women wear sexy underwear, panties and bras for themselves as well as the men in their lives. Men on the other hand rarely wear sexy underwear for themselves or more importantly the women in their lives. Perhaps it is fear, embarrassment or just habit but men often appear in the bedroom wearing those ugly tighty whities or even boxers while they expect the woman in their lives to wear skimpy panties, crotch less panties and open bust bras and lingerie. Are men lazy, frightened or just unaccustomed to wearing sexy underwear? While it is unrealistic to expect that men would wear sexy underwear as often as women, at least in the short term, isn't it time for men to step it up? Without going into too much detail women are used to being sex objects and while many enjoy being put on a pedestal others find it demeaning and sexist. Men though are guilty of putting many women on that sexual object pedestal by insisting, suggesting or demanding that the girl in his life wear naughty underwear and often not so shyly suggesting that his girl show off in public as though she was a trophy. So why can't a man show off his package at least in the bedroom?

I don't do that kind of stuff, or I am not gay or I look hot without wearing man panties or sexy underwear are just some of the excuses men make when it comes to wearing hot and sexy underwear for men. We do not live in a culture that starts conditioning men at an early age that they take care of their skin, hair and bodies the way women do. Plenty of men work out look and smell good but we persist in thinking that only gay men wear sexy underwear or take care of themselves. Even if only partially true this is a very sad statement about and for men. No one wants men to become women as women have that very well in hand. On the other hand many women want the men in their lives to take more care in their appearance and often men shrug it off successfully.

Sexy men's underwear is not a revolutionary concept as many men including sexy gay men indeed take better care of their appearance than straight men. This is the subject of many jokes and anecdotes as many men and women consider that a good looking man must be gay and they are often correct. A man who is well groomed, hair, skin, and teeth as well as impeccably groomed is a homosexual. Somehow straight men are left to be something less and the straight women who want a heterosexual man in her life must often wish he were "more gay". After all if taking care of oneself is a gay characteristic then why not wish for more gay men in the world.

Straight men are lazy both physically and in terms of the time spent looking sexy for the woman in their lives. While it doesn't take much time to buy some sexy underwear most men don't bother. They will often allow their girlfriends or wives to do the shopping for them as though they were little children. While this is not all straight men, gay men seem to relish doing the shopping for themselves and the results are obvious. This is not about bashing straight men and exalting the virtues of gay men but on the other hand straight men don't often listen to their girl friends and wives. Wearing sexy underwear or men's lingerie to a man is really not that different than a woman wearing sexy lingerie. Men need to get more comfortable with their own sexuality or as it is often put get in touch with their feminine side. In doing so he sends her a message that it is important to him how he looks to her and what she thinks of him in sexual terms. Here are a couple of things a man can do to increase his sexual quotient with the woman he loves.

1. Don't wear a thong unless you have the body for it and you probably don't! I didn't say wear clown shoes just because she asks you to so keep some of your dignity if you have any after winning the belching and farting contest.

2. Do wear bun huggers or those men's underwear that is similar to a woman's boy shorts. They are half way between briefs and boxers only snug and make you look like you have a big penis! Every guy wants a bigger penis and every woman wants a man who has a big penis. Forget that stuff about size doesn't matter unless you still believe politicians don't lie constantly.

3. Shave your privates as it makes your package look cleaner and bigger. There is that word again bigger. Even if your girl doesn't tell you she has never faked an orgasm you aren't dumb enough to believe it are you?

4. Buy some muscle shirts, snug fitting t-shirts in many colors and throw away those ill fitting t-shirts that you got from the Dodgers when they won the pennant in 1907. They look ratty, you look ratty and when she wakes up she sees you in it and she runs into the bathroom to barf. You thought she was on her period. Gee you will believe anything, won't you?

5. If you have a beard, lose it. If you let your facial hair grow trim it daily, yes daily. If you have a mustache lose it you look like a porn star and not one with a big wanker.

6. Trim the nose hair, hair in your ears and trim those eyebrows. Do you want a girlfriend with a unibrow or a mustache?

7. Go to a hair stylist! Find a gorgeous one who will lie to you to get extra tips but if your girlfriend likes it tell her your hair stylist is hot and she won't believe you. If she finally meets the hair stylist you can always tell her you told her the hair stylist was gorgeous.

8. Smell good- all the time! I did not say put a bottle of cologne on you every morning I said smell good all the time. Perhaps the smell of soap turns her on, perhaps the cologne or perhaps the smell of beer on your breath.

9. Get a robe and join the 21st century. Get a nice summer and winter robe. Do you notice all the hot guys wear them in the movies? Wear it open with your hot manties underneath. Manties are man panties, get used to the name and embrace it as it is you.

10. If you have body hair get rid of it, now! Get up and get rid of it now! Women don't love man hair, no one loves man hair particularly the gross thatch on one's back or chest. Have it removed and rationalize the pain as the price of being a hot guy.

11. Brush your teeth! Floss your teeth and put the toilet seat down!

12. Wear boxers sparingly but wear them. Have a black pair, burgundy, dark green and dark blue. All masculine colors.

13. Start smoking a pipe- just kidding! Don't smoke a cigar in your girlfriends face! Don't belch, fart or otherwise emit noises from orifices.

14. Occasionally don't wear any underwear at all! Show her you have some mystery as you take your pants off and your Johnson plops out, or for most of you guys plips out.

15. Wear a men's thong that has a built in cock ring that will keep you semi hard and make you look like that dream she had about the pool boy the other night that she didn't tell you about. I know I said don't wear a thong, just don't wear a regular thong is what I said.

If you follow all of my suggestions either your wife or girlfriend will be in lust with you all of the time or most all other women will be and you won't need her anyway.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I wish my b/f would wear one of those sexy thongs! Although I don't really think he would fill it out quite as well as the model. Sigh, anyway I am goig to buy him one and insist he wear it or else:)